Combined €2.49 Billion Manchester United Summer Signings

Sir Alex Ferguson has shook the footballing world with a world record combined transfer fee of €2.49 billion after Datuk Kura-Kura agreed the terms on the signing of his clients Son Goku, Son Go Han, Son Goten, Bezita, Trunks and Picollo.

TRANSFER PRICES

• Son Goku - €550 million
• Son Gohan - €420 million
• Son Goten - €310 million
• Bezita - €490 million
• Trunks - €310 million
• Piccolo - €410 million

Datuk Kura- Kura managed to convince Sir Alex Ferguson to sign his clients at premium prices citing their Super-Saiyan abilities and the amount of cost-savings that will be enjoyed by Manchester United on their medical expenses since United's latest signings are able to heal themselves should they sustain any injury.

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