Combined €2.49 Billion Manchester United Summer Signings

Sir Alex Ferguson has shook the footballing world with a world record combined transfer fee of €2.49 billion after Datuk Kura-Kura agreed the terms on the signing of his clients Son Goku, Son Go Han, Son Goten, Bezita, Trunks and Picollo.

TRANSFER PRICES

• Son Goku - €550 million
• Son Gohan - €420 million
• Son Goten - €310 million
• Bezita - €490 million
• Trunks - €310 million
• Piccolo - €410 million

Datuk Kura- Kura managed to convince Sir Alex Ferguson to sign his clients at premium prices citing their Super-Saiyan abilities and the amount of cost-savings that will be enjoyed by Manchester United on their medical expenses since United's latest signings are able to heal themselves should they sustain any injury.

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Not that a disclaimer is needed since most of us possess common sense but just in case, here goes.
The news above is totally fictional and made up for fun. Or as they put in movies, "Cerita dongeng ini rekaan semata-mata dan tidak berkenaan dengan yang hidup ataupun yang mati."

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Nike Total 90 Ascente: Video

I mentioned some of the key features in the previous posting about the Ascente but here's a quick run-down again on why most goalkeeper will hate Nike in the up-coming 2009/2010 season.

The Technology Behind the Nike Total 90 Ascente football

SEEK CONTROL

The surface texture combined with three-layer premium construction delivers unprecedented ball-control and airflow optimisation. The result is hot-placement like never before.

PRECISION SIGHT
Tested and evolved to new depth, the performance graphic is designed to catch your periphery and engage your central vision quickly, even from across the pitch.

360 SWEET SPOT
Energy transfers evenly through the panels from the point of contact for a consistent touch no matter where its hit. Engineered to be the game's perfect sphere, the Total 90 Ascente responds with confidence and power.

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Meet The Red Devils in Malaysia

It's exciting times ahead in Malaysia as we look forward to the arrival of the greatest football team on the planet, Manchester United.

I'm glad I got my tickets early during the pre-sale because they are running out fast!

Training passes, grandstand seats, what more can I want right? Well, right now I wish I was younger, ideally between the ages of 15-18 years. :P because then I would qualify for the upcoming Nike 5 Challenge, a 5 on 5 street-style football competition.

Winners will meet Manchester United players, take home autographed Manchester United gear, RM5,000 worth of Nike gear and grandstand tickets for the Manchester United versus Malaysia XI game on 18th July!

It's all going down starting the 16th of July 2009 till the 17th of July 2009 at KLCC outdoor car park (opposite PNB Darby Park).

Details at NikeFootball.

It's not everyday you stand a chance to meet the best footballers in the world.

All the best.

Find Futsal Malaysia, Manchester United Faction Leader, Afzal Rafeek

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